The Experimental Counselling Cat


This may seems hard to believe ..
But I'm willing to give advice to those who asked for it ..

I don't really care much about anyone , or their business, or their whole lives for that matter ..
There are rare moments where I seemed like I cared , but that's probably just me pretending to , or I didn't get enough sleep the day before ..

So it's really a bizarre experience for me to actually play a role in someone's life ..
I dunno which is weirder , me giving advice or the people who asked for them ..
I'd advice them NOT to ask for my advice , but since I'm not using them anyway , instead I'll advice them to take them ..

What's the worst thing that could happen anyway ..
In the end , it will all come down to 3 simple outcomes :
- Nothing happens ..
- You fixed their problems ..
- You just messed up their problems even further ..

What people see as a burden of obligation and  responsibility of the ramifications of their advice to the person's life , I see as an opportunity of experiment ..
I like to apply the 'butterfly effect' on the subject and see the final aftermath of my actions on the subject's condition ..
Did I just help ? Or did I made matters worst ? Or have I caused absolutely no effect whatsoever ..

Made no mistake , I have zero intentions with toying with another person's life and far from disrupting it just for the sake of experiments ..
But with successful results , I can use the data to assist my fellow peers with similar problems to my subject ..
With failed result , I can attempt another experiment (not necessary with the same subject and similar situation) but with a different approach to see which advice can contribute to the best outcome ..

So basically , I'm helping people and studying them at the same time ..



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