The Awkwardness Paradigm Cat
- When you seldom smile because you don't feel like it but people think you're a arrogant snobbish anti-social jerk ..
- When you were talking to someone and realized that it was just the voice inside your head, but you kept talking to him/her/them anyway ..
- When you made plans to hang out with your friends this weekend and then suddenly remembered that you didn't have any friends ..
- When someone was talking to you and halfway through his story you realized that you didn't really care, but then you have to pretend that you were listening because you didn't want to seem rude ..
- When someone you hate did something hateful to you and you were thinking of ways to kill him and making it seems like an accident ..
- When something bad happens to someone , and everyone is emotional except you , but then you have to pretend like you're also sad to avoid offending someone ..
- When you play too much Assassin's Creed and when you're walking behind someone you tried to assassinate him from behind using an imaginary hidden blade ..
- When you're watching something gory on the web with other people and everyone was grossed out except you , and they asked you why aren't you disgusted ..
- When someone did something nice and unexpected to you and you're not sure how to react to that situation because you didn't get enough time to plan a good reply of gratitude ..
- When you woke up one day and realized that you hate everyone ..
